Are you tired of your family asking you when you will settle down? Do you wish your parents would stop groaning about wanting grandchildren? Have you found yourself wishing your family would just accept your life choices and the life-sized mannequin you have chosen to spend the rest of your life with? Perhaps purchasing a pair of twilight contacts will woo them over to see your side of things.
Right now your soul mate mannequin has very little soul. She is bland, boring, vanilla. She looks like every other basic mannequin with no flair. Not only is this resulting in complete misunderstanding from your family, but also it’s not really fair for her, especially since every woman likes to feel beautiful.
But don’t worry; you can fix this. First, find your soul mate some clothing. Then, order her a pair of twilight contacts. These ocular accessories are more permanent and less annoying to lug around than a big pocketbook or ill-fitting shoes. Not only will your soul mate look more real, she’ll appear to actually have a soul, and perhaps that will get your family off your back. While they’re planning the surprise intervention, you can be waltzing around town with a red-eyed dame on your arm, gloating over your family’s obvious jealousy. Don’t waste any more time or any more of your mannequin soul mate’s youth. Invest in some new contacts today.
